Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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