One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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