Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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