its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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