I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
My day in three words: secret purse cake
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
