Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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