I wannas sexs uuuuu
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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