it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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