Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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