Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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