So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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