There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
The feeling are messing with the penis
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Randomize