Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
