But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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