Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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