But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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