Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
You need a sexual gate keeper
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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