Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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