Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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