But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
