these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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