Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
babies were throwing up all over the place
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Im just a social blackout drinker.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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