Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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