I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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