idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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