new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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