Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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