What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Shame - the story of my life.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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