Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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