Those balls look pretty dangerous.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Randomize
