im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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