1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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