all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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