you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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