Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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