Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I have feelings that need drinking.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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