Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
