I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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