i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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