she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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