dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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