I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
he laminated a picture of his dick.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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