i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Never underestimate the power of titties
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
