god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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