Whod you bang
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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