I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Randomize
