Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
someone owes me an orgasm
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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