question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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