I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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