I'm going to jail i love you
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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