I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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