i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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