Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My cat gives me a boner
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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