god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Your cock deserves a montage
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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