Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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